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Who Will Anne O'Neill have to Resort to Cutting Today at Work?

Marcus (the damn cat) for eating my lunch and/ or peeing on my shoes: WHILE I'm wearing them.
Marcus (the damn human) for pretty much the same offenses as listed for the cat.
DELANNEY. (Sample idiocy: "STOP LOOKING AT ME, ANNE. You CAN'T have my body." Seriously: dude. Your desk is right in front of mine.)
McMitchum. (My inbox is already 80% full of pictures of cuddling cats and it's only 9:47.)
That other kid who I work with. SERIOUSLY: I don't want to see you juggle oranges. AT ALL.


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Oct. 25th, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
I would have voted for Marcus the Mordred, but I just don't think you need to cut him for him to be cut. What do you think he does in the bathroom all day long? I mean other than cry and wank.
Oct. 25th, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, come off it, O'Neill. It certainly wouldn't be the first time you were mistaken for a receptacle for bodily wastes.
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Oct. 26th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
Oh, SUCK IT, Mordred.

Don't take your issues with being the minister's favourite little "receptacle" out on me. I'm not into transference- or you REPEATEDLY trying to show yourself to me in the process. I am a LADY, you fuck, SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH... and your fly.

ALSO: saying that I have "bi-curious" shoes doesn't give you the right to ruin them OR setting me up on dates with Daphne P.
Oct. 26th, 2009 03:55 am (UTC)
I would never deign to show off my assets to you. You must have mistaken fantasy for reality. Again. I suppose it's to be expected considering that you sit in a small room all day, surrounded by a permanent cloud of marijuana smoke. I'm not into you, O'Neill. Seriously. Give up the dream.
Oct. 26th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
I am SO telling Vivy I saw you beat a small dog. Senseless. With her good spatula.
Oct. 25th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
I'm glad the poll results are anonymous.
Oct. 25th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
I am 100% in support of some lady-on-lady interoffice fighting.
Oct. 26th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
This one up here is a wise, wise man.

On the other hand, I wouldn't oppose you cutting Marcus as plan B. It's always fun to see his ass kicked by a girl.
Oct. 26th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
I'm going to have to go with f.)all of the above here.
Oct. 26th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
It's pointless voting for me and Anne to have any sort of brawl... I'd just waste her.
Oct. 26th, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
Wow: threats of (unspecified) violence. SO ORIGINAL.

See? This is what I have to deal with.
Oct. 26th, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
Oh wow! Highly predictable sarcastic comments, O'Neill being ever boring as per usual. Yawn.
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