Who Will Anne O'Neill have to Resort to Cutting Today at Work?
Marcus (the damn cat) for eating my lunch and/ or peeing on my shoes: WHILE I'm wearing them.
Marcus (the damn human) for pretty much the same offenses as listed for the cat.
DELANNEY. (Sample idiocy: "STOP LOOKING AT ME, ANNE. You CAN'T have my body." Seriously: dude. Your desk is right in front of mine.)
McMitchum. (My inbox is already 80% full of pictures of cuddling cats and it's only 9:47.)
That other kid who I work with. SERIOUSLY: I don't want to see you juggle oranges. AT ALL.