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Writer's Block: Hocus pocus

If your parents were transformed into their true animal spirits, what animals would they be?


Sadly, a newt and whatever that mouse is that mates until it passes out and dies. Yes, my family dynamic is TOTALLY normal.

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL,

I, Anne O'Neill, have a problem. As the first part of my "shopaholics" program, apparently I am suppose to publically announce this to friends and family. Well, okay- they said I wouldn't have to participate in the spirtual retreat if I did this. SO... what is it I find so appealing about online vintage shopping?

Why do I crave this?



OR this...




Or REALLY this...




Why do I NEED a bowler hat with a perfectly dashing spray of feathers? A forties backless dress in yellow satin? Perfectly preserved Victorian boots in my size?

Oh, to hell with this. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to have to hock Florent's Playstation again.
What's your deepest, darkest fear? Have you tried to overcome it?


There is no overcoming seeing Dunstan Qydlock nude. EVER.

OH FUCK.

WHAT DID I DO?!

OH CRAP, ON CRAP.

I QUIT!

NO MORE...

No more cats.

No more Megs.

No more "can you run to the store to grab some sliced mushrooms for Marcus."

NO MORE!

I AM A FREE WOMAN!

Tags:

I DID IT.

I did the poll. I meant I did the poll. JESUS, Harry.

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General Friends
Aidan Pearse
Baxter McMitchum
Florent Mercier
Harry Scoleri
Justin Dewhurst
Marcus Mordred
Perry Gilmore
Quinn Sinclair
Reginald Harper
Trenton Miller
Viviane Winter

Coworkers
Baxter McMitchum
Meghann Delaney

Friends
Quinn Sinclair
Viviane Winter
Perry Gilmore
Florent Mercier
*note: according to how she feels at the time, Trenton Miller, Marcus Mordred, and even Aidan Pearse come and go off this list.


Friends II: For Bitching/ Gossiping/ Mocking Purposes Only
Quinn Sinclair
Viviane Winter

Holiday Shopping? DONE.

Congratulations, you guys! You'll all be receiving either this, this, or PRAY TO MERLIN YOU GET ONE OF THE OTHERS... THIS.

Yes, my mother (and apparently Harry) have discovered Etsy. She's exploring her "creative side" via troll dolls and my sister's old toys, and apparently taking custom orders. ACT QUICK!
Seriously...

Who Will Anne O'Neill have to Resort to Cutting Today at Work?

Marcus (the damn cat) for eating my lunch and/ or peeing on my shoes: WHILE I'm wearing them.
1(9.1%)
Marcus (the damn human) for pretty much the same offenses as listed for the cat.
2(18.2%)
DELANNEY. (Sample idiocy: "STOP LOOKING AT ME, ANNE. You CAN'T have my body." Seriously: dude. Your desk is right in front of mine.)
4(36.4%)
McMitchum. (My inbox is already 80% full of pictures of cuddling cats and it's only 9:47.)
1(9.1%)
That other kid who I work with. SERIOUSLY: I don't want to see you juggle oranges. AT ALL.
1(9.1%)